just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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