Me too!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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