he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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