I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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