i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Text me some of your sweat
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