What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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