is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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