you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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