its not stalking. its research.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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