no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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