IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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