Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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