i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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