I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.