cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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