What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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