Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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