she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize