i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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