i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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