Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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