but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
do nipples grow back?
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