i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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