Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my phone needs a breathalizer
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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