dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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