Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I wish I only lived at night.
the condom got lost in my hair
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
