I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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