he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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