i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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