I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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