Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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