I just pynch a tree in the face
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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