TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Randomize
