he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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