So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I have post one night stand depression
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