Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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