only if we run a train.
done.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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