We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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