i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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