that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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