I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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