i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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