do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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