I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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