Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Come back. Shots need mouths.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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