I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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