I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Actions speak louder than pants.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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