he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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