dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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