apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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