My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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